WARNING: This is uncharted territory.
Disclaimer #1) It is not our intention to disrupt security measures. But we are human beings and not sheep, and have a right to peacefully register our displeasure at the process. However, there is no accounting for taste and we at Body Scanner Attitude cannot predict how any particular body scanner operator will react to the messages appearing in your X-ray images. We do make every effort to make every message non-threatening. Just be sure to always remain calm, and to always cooperate with instructions from airport security personnel.
Disclaimer #2) The Body Scanner Attitude apparel is not designed to protect you from the medically harmful effects of the X-rays emitted by airport body scanner machines. You enter a body scanner at your own risk. You fly at your own risk.